just a lady with a brilliant alias


now son, remember the old realist proverb: when one door closes, another door is usually not affected unless it’s part of some multi-door system.

She’s already kind of my girlfriend, and I’m not saying that in a jokey way. We had a moment last year, late at night, when we decided we were gonna end up together. For now, we have to let boys come and go, but we’re kind of in love.
- Aubrey Plaza on Amy Poehler